Showing posts with label drama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drama. Show all posts

Stuffed Meatloaf and Failed Hollandaise

Stuffed Meatloaf-
Since Carson has the meatloaf thing down, we decided to mix things up a little bit tonight and do stuffed meatloaf.  It is easier than it sounds. We basically mix all the ingredients for Aunt Laurie's Meatloaf recipe (White Way to Cook) in a gallon size Ziplock bag then squish it evenly to all four sides of the bag, expelling all of the air as we go. Once we have a shrink-wrapped slab of meat, we open the bag, then peel the two sides open so now it is an open faced slab of meat lying on a wrapper. Next we lay down a layer of bacon and cheese then roll it up like cinnamon rolls. Place the seam side down and bake as the recipe instructs. 

The next part of the meal prep brought a dramatic turn of events. I picked up some frozen veggie/potato cakes from IKEA and thought they may be emphasized with a spoonful of hollandaise sauce. This tricky sauce has never given me trouble until today. When I was whipping the egg/lemon juice mixture as I was adding the melted butter, my whisk broke. If it was a regular whisk this would be no big deal. But since I was using an electric whisk, when one wire snapped off, the 300 RPM motor continued to whip melted butter, egg yolks and lemon juice all over my kitchen, and myself. 
(All the yellow is egg/butter. I hope it comes out!!)
Distraught with additional clean-up, I did not remove the sauce from the heat soon enough and within 10 seconds, my beautifully creamed sauce had separated and poached the yolk. 
 Dang. 

Now, not only did I have to spend an hour cleaning up sporadic splatter, but I would have to forgo the sauce. 
As an after thought, I remembered a simple fairly fail proof white sauce, that my grandma White taught me how to make, that I decided would be an equally suitable substitution. 

Cream sauce:
1/4 c butter
1/4 c flour
1 c milk
S&P
Melt butter in sauce pan, whisk in flour, add milk stirring regularly over medium heat until thickened. Salt and pepper to taste. To make cheesy, add 1/2 c shredded cheese. 

The Meatloaf turned out perfectly. 
The veggie cakes... 50/50 liked/hated. Aj and I really liked it, the sauce definitely contributed. Ash and cars were dry heaving after one bite. 


 Oh, family dinners. 

(Carsons place settings tonight cracked me up!)
 
One cute comment worth mentioning: Aj randomly said, "Mom, I'm glad you can cook.  Did you know some people really, just can't cook? Well I am really glad you can".  
If that's not a compliment from my 15 year old, I don't know what is. 

 

 

 

Beautiful Rage Walk

November 1-
I had to laugh. When Ash realized our car was broken and she would have to walk the 2.3 miles to guitar (with me) she threw her guitar on her back and stomped, literally stomped, about 1/2 a mile before she simmered down enough to have a conversation. Once the lid was on her boil, she was all smiles and stories telling me about her classes at school and the happenings in her life. I love spending time with this young woman and marvel at the wonder that she is. She is so passionate about her interests and puts so much thought and energy into the things that she does. I am so pleased that she still includes me in her life stories and isn't embarrassed to walk side by side with me in public. 
While she was in her lesson I arranged a ride home for her (thanks Lynette!!) while I continued to the pond at Herriman Cove before I wound my way back home. It was a beautifully overcast fall afternoon and I couldn't have asked for better walking weather. 


Crash

July 4, 2016
Story coming soon...


Punished

June 17, 2016


6th Grade HoeDown

May 18, 2016
What a hilarious event.  Watching pubescent pre-teens avoid touching each other while dancing is a sight to see.  It is genious to invite parents to participate/watch so the kids can actually apply what they learned with a non-threatening partner.  BJ had a blast dancing with his little princess, and I had a blast watching them! When AJ was in 6th grade, he avoided the event all together. It will be interesting how Carson will take this when he comes of age?!

CoMmoN ChaOs

These kids live to antagonize.  Heaven forbid they should pose for a quick picture for a Christmas calendar page.  Ash usually gets snotty, AJ gets bossy, and Carson gets obnoxious. 
THEY MAKE ME CRAZY!!!
It only makes me appreciate the good days even more.  At least that's what I tell myself.

Flat Magnet

I've posted about my magnetic ability to attract flat tires before, but this time it was great... I had a helper!!! I have never had someone in the car really capable of providing assistance before!  The experience was a little frightening, it went a little something like this:

Driving down I-15 in the Volvo, heading toward Bountiful.  Just north of 3300 south in the carpool lane my vehicle indicated that a tire had been punctured and was on death's door. My first thought was that I had never changed a tire in the Volvo and hoped the jack and spare system was where I expected it to be.  My second thought was to look to the right and see if I could quickly and safely cross 4 lanes of traffic at 4:00, the day before Thanksgiving.  Recognizing a full freeway, and not knowing what tire was in peril, also considering the hazards of driving on a flat, I instinctively pulled the car into the left emergency lane.  I had to hug the barrier close enough to make sure the entire car was completely outside the lane, while leaving enough room for me to open my door and shimmy out.  Upon inspection I knew I would have to change my spot.  The tire that was flat was the passenger side, rear, trembling as the traffic sped by within inches.  I got back in and asked the kids to offer up a quick prayer for safety and explained I needed to get back up to speed to merge onto the freeway and cross to the right where I could safely replace the flat.   With clenched cheeks (yes, those ones) I quickly found my place in the lull and expertly, if I do say so myself, found an adequate place to do a quick tire change out.  Once I was safely on the right side of the road, I recruited my strong teenager and put him to work removing lug nuts while I hoisted the car into position.   It turns out I was wrong about the "quick" part.   I was relieved to see we had every thing we needed in the car to replace the shredded spectacle, everything that is,  except the apparent need for a battering ram. 

The tire wouldn't budge. 

I had never encountered this sort of obstacle before and was at a loss as to how to rectify it.  So I called BJ.  And my Dad.  And texted my siblings.  Everyone was so willing to drop what they were doing and help in any way they could.  Words of encouragement, phone numbers of roadside assistance, offers to come to my aide.  Since Dad was about 5 miles away, he was the first one to reach me (changing out of his work clothes while driving) with BJ working on a temporary leave from the fire station to help avoid having to call a tow truck.  Shortly before dad arrived the Highway Patrol showed up and was equally stumped at our predicament.  He had helped with a lot of road side flat scenarios but had never seen one so stubborn to be replaced.  When Dad pulled up, he and the officer concocted a plan to use a heavy object as a battering ram and get a running start to strike the rim and possibly take it off balance allowing it to be displaced.  After a few hearty runs, and some excellent communication in leverage suggestions, it finally popped out a fraction of an inch, allowing for a sigh of relief. 
It was quite an ordeal. 
Once the donut was properly in place, I was working on thawing out my fingers enough to drive when BJ called and informed me he was on his way.  Even though he wasn't able to assist with the debacle, it felt good to know that he was doing what he could to lighten my load. 

The rest of the story is; we got into Bountiful and were able to get a new tire put on within about 45 minutes and made it to the Thanksgiving Food Prep party right on time.

I love it when a plan comes together.
I love it even more when people band together to help out someone in need.

Skate park emergency

Last day of 7th grade a.k.a.- first day of summer!
I was just sitting down to eat my lunch in the faculty room at Elk Meadows Elementary when I noticed an incoming call on my cell from Julie Hill.  Being the last day of 7th grade for AJ, I thought she may be calling considering him so I answered immediately.  Her distress wasn't masked nearly as well as she was attempting and her panic pierced my heart.  

"Can you go pick up AJ from the skate- park? Braden fell and is unconscious".  "I am on my way there right now".

I threw my lunch into my bag, apologized to my team and after a quick explanation, they rushed me out the door encouraging, "everything will be alright".

When I arrived, AJ was at the entrance and then in the car before I came to a complete stop.  And he was chalk white.  I asked if he wanted to talk about what happened and he slightly shook his head and barely breathed out, "not yet".
After a few deep breaths, AJ said, "I just want to cry, that was the scariest thing I have ever seen or done in my life".  Here is his brief explanation of what took place just 20 minutes earlier: (he dictated the following to me as I typed)

"We were dropping in to the small bowl and something happened as Braden was going over, his scooter seemed to catch the edge or his wheel was out of alignment and he just tipped over his handlebars and he just fell over and landed on his face.  I thought he was just stunned but when he didn't move I jumped in and as I got to him blood was pooling out of his mouth and started spreading more and more.  I screamed, "CALL 9-1-1!" and tried to call from my phone but it was on airplane mode so I grabbed Braden's phone.  As I was starting to call, there was a lady there who said she was on the phone with them so I called his mom.  When she didn't answer I left a message, kind of freaking out, and said, "Braden fell and got knocked out", then called his dad.  He didn't answer either so I left the same message.  Braden seemed to be waking up but I knew he shouldn't move so I told him he fell and he needed to hold still.  He groaned and his eyes rolled back in his head and he passed out again.  About a minute later the ambulance showed up and the paramedics started checking him out and strapping him to a backboard.  Julie showed up a minute later and stood, shocked, at the top of the bowl watching what was happening.  She looked like she was about to cry.  I was too.  I thought he was going to die, or be paralyzed.  His mom was probably thinking the same thing. Before the paramedics took him, they asked me a bunch of questions and said I did a good job.  I could never be a firefighter/paramedic".

At this point in our conversation, I could tell AJ was still really scared and concerned for his friend.  I asked him if he wanted to go to the hospital and see if he was doing ok.  He hesitated, saying, "What if he is dead?" then decided regardless, it would be better to know than spend the rest of the day freaking out.  

We arrived at the Riverton Hospital shortly after Braden and his Mom (who followed the ambulance).  As we were talking to the registrar, we saw Mike pull up and come running in.  I almost lost it right there.  I couldn't imagine what he and Julie were feeling.  It the matter of minutes their lives could have turned upside down.  I controlled my emotions and as Mike came in, the nurse showed the three of us, Mike, Aj and I, back to the room they were holding Braden in.

The first thing I noticed was the neck brace.  Then I noticed how still he was.  Julie was leaning over Braden softly stroking his hand and at that moment every emotion that had been stewing in my chest was about to come barreling out so I had to turn around and distract myself.  If Julie wasn't crying, there was no way I would.  Julie greeted us and thanked AJ for his actions, and told Braden, who had opened his eyes, started talking.  I didn't dare ask what was happening, but let them know that Aj was really concerned and needed to see him.  AJ stepped closer to assess the damage.  He looked pretty beat-up.  Braden chatted with AJ, asking him questions about what AJ saw, what other people saw, evaluating whether or not he should be embarrassed.  "Oh man", he said... a lot.  "Oh man" is right.  The doctor came in after a minute and asked AJ some questions before he took off the neck brace (he had a CT right after arriving, if I remember correctly).  There was a round of audible sighs when the doctor declared him un-broken.

Aj's coloring had returned to normal, but the incident had shaken him and he declared his scooter would be taking a break for the summer.  Braden was released later that evening with direction to get a little R&R with a good dose of pain killer.

I was so proud of AJ and his ability to think clearly in the face of an emergency.  Not many people have to respond in those kind of situations in their lifetime, and it pains my heart to think of how scared he was, and how terrified Braden's parents were, but am glad it turned out the way it did.  Aj will remember this day forever, as will Mike and Julie, but looking back on it with relief isn't a bad thing at all.  When I think of the alternative outcomes... Oh Man. Still... Not the best way to start off the summer.

Embarrassing memory

It's no secret. Portapottys (portable toilets) aren't appreciated for anything except their portable convenience. Find me a woman who doesn't cringe when she sees their looming presence and I'll assume she's an ex-con and they're considered a step up from the big-house johns. Something about their flimsy walls, their sticky floors, and their poor ventilation (not to mention any sanitary components or 1/16 ply t.p. that disintegrates even the possibility of precipitation...or the always-empty hand sanitizer...).

Well. 

This past June when we went to support Bj and some other family members as they crossed the finish line at the Wasatch Back RAGNAR event. In spirit of the event I opted for water instead of my usual "drink of death". Needless to say… There was no avoiding the dreaded dung-dungeon. I politely excuse myself from visiting family, and made the high stress walk to the line of Honeybuckets. I opted for the luxury stall (also known as a handicap stall). I stood staring at the door, pumping myself up and priming my lungs and my nose for the inevitable assault, and was shocked... No, stunned, when I wasn't thrown backwards as I opened the tightly hinged door. A chance was taken as I tentatively took a second to sniff... It actually smelled… Fruity! I wasn't thrown into a fit of gaggy convulsions! Not that I was looking forward to hovering while I relieved myself, but I was no longer dreading the next 60 seconds of my life. I made the necessary preparations… (pants need to be rolled down so they don't touch the floor, or pee-splattered toilet rim) and allowed my muscles to relax. Suddenly I heard a large POP as an outsider grabbed hold of the door handle and yanked hard enough to pull the door free of its plastic latch. In this kind of violation of privacy I would expect the natural response to be: cover up and say "occupied", or some Hollywood-practiced b.s. But, no. Not for me. 
I had never played out this scenario in my head. It had never been role-played in a health class, or taught during Sunday school. I was caught completely off guard and completely vulnerable and found out that in this exact scenario my natural response is to use magical powers and scream. It had to be magical powers because my hands pulsed towards the perpetrator and he was stunned backwards. Or... It could have been my scream that startled him into a retraction. It wasn't a high pitched shrill cry for help like you hear in freight scenes on the big screen. It was a low guttural scream that originated in the depths of my belly that rang out of every opening in my head. It continued until I was completely out of breath, and I was left stunned and the door was once again latched insecurely. That poor man probably needed to change his pants. 
I remained in the bathroom in complete shock at the experience. Not the exposure, but the scream. I don't know if I finished my business, but I do know that I stood pacing the open space, reserved for wheelchairs, with my un-sanitized hands clasped over my mouth to keep the laughter from escaping. (Plus I wanted any bystandards to dissipate before I gave them the chance to put a face to the scream.)

Have I mentioned I'm not a fan of portapotty's?









Sunday blackout

When I say "blackout" I don't mean lights off and fridge not working... Let me explain.
For Christmas, two years ago, Carson got a book called Blackout, by John Rocco. (See description below) We have adapted the phrase "blackout" as an opportunity to leave the tv, ds, iPad, and any other electronic entertainment, in the off position. There is a time and place for the new age conveniences, but sometimes my kids get so dependent on them that
They don't know what creativity even means! So, when I'm at my wits end I call, "blackout". The kids whine at first, but they get their gears turning and end up having a blast!


Blackout by John Rocco
(From Goodreads)
One hot summer night in the city, all the power goes out. The TV shuts off and a boy wails, "Mommm!" His sister can no longer use the phone, Mom can't work on her computer, and Dad can't finish cooking dinner. What's a family to do? When they go up to the roof to escape the heat, they find the lights--in stars that can be seen for a change--and so many neighbors it's like a block party in the sky! On the street below, people are having just as much fun--talking, rollerblading, and eating ice cream before it melts. The boy and his family enjoy being not so busy for once. They even have time to play a board game together. When the electricity is restored, everything can go back to normal . . . but not everyone likes normal. The boy switches off the lights, and out comes the board game again.

Using a combination of panels and full bleed illustrations that move from color to black-and-white and back to color, John Rocco shows that if we are willing to put our cares aside for a while, there is party potential in a summer blackout.

Lessons

Getting in a rock fight= grounded from the gully for a month.
Stranger frustrated with us for expecting an apology from her son as well= 911 phone call (her)
Look on strangers face as she realizes EMS response crew is excited to see Bj = priceless
Opportunity to teach kids about EMS abuse= also priceless.

Really, this could have been seriously dangerous and we are glad no kids involved were hurt beyond bandaids and bruises.  We were also genuinely thrilled to take the opportunity to teach our kids how serious fighting and bullying can be, as well as selfishly occupying time of emergency responders who could be needed in a real emergency.

Karma

FYI: Don't drop your iPhone.
FYI: Keep your iPhone in a case.
FYI: Failure to follow two simple rules will result in an expensive re-screening cost and a voiding of Warranty.
FYI: Yes, this is my phone.



Who ever came up with Karma has got something coming their way, and it's gonna be bad.

ps.
Dear Apple,
GLASS? Really???
Get someone on that.

Year Round vs Traditional

Is there any PROOF out there as to what elementary school scheduling system works best for kids? 
Is it:
Traditional for the long summer break
Year Round for the multiple 3 week mini breaks
Traditional for the un-interrupted learning
Year-round for the burn-out prevention breaks
Traditional for the consistancy
Year-round for the flexibility
Traditional will have to be driven to school every day
Year-round they can walk and or carpool
Traditional they will make friends that they will probably never get to see outside of school
Year-round they can make long lasting friendships that can develop outside of school.

I know every child is different and learns differently (and let's face it, my kids are about as different from each other as siblings can possibly be) but I just don't know how to weigh this choice! Let's just pretend that I have the option (I may know something you don't know...and maybe not...) What is the best choice???

He's Alive!!!


They all agreed never to touch the spraypaint (and I mentally noted it needed a new storage place)





FYI: The Bug & Tar remover by Turtle was far superior to the other brands.

Nuts (and more nuts)


Nuts:
This was just too cute. These curious kids were extremely intrigued with the husking of our coconut souvenir. They were all brave and sampled the milk and meat too!

...& More Nuts:

I don't get it. In fact, I have been inspired to survey. How many people have actually had to change a tire in their life? Not for fun, or just to learn, but to actually have to change a tire because you got a flat for one reason or another? Take my survey to the right. Please.

I lost track of my flat tally. I have the WORST luck with flats. I am glad I had a date when I was in High School who asked me choose the activity, and I am glad I chose the lame activity of learning to change a tire. (Thanks Brant!) Don't get me wrong. When help arrives I almost always accept it. Like tonight when I arrived at an athletic YW activity and one of the girls asked if the football was leaking air...nope. passenger rear tire and it's attempt to swallow a screw. hissssssss. crap. About 50 cars passed me before one stopped(after I was pretty much done) and offered to put the spare on for me. The bad thing... while I was taking off one of the nuts, the bolt broke off inside. (Well, it's not a surprise if you've seen my huge muscles lately...) Anyway. Just something to blog about I guess.

LEAK!!??

We had our faithful washer (that we bought used in 1998) finally bite the dust about a month ago. So, we took advantage of the 12 months same as cash Sears had to offer and bought the Samsung washer and dryer combo, minus the back saving pedestals.

Well, this morning I gathered my dirty laundry, balanced one basket on top of the other and made my way downstairs to the unfinished basement/laundry room and ended up stepping in a bath-towel-sized puddle.... CRAP! I headed for the phone to call Sears and take them up on their hassle-free-in-home-warranty-service and decided that maybe my mechanical mind could figure out a simple fix before I had to stop the world. I looked first to see if there was any other puddling, then possibly trace the moisture to it's original source. Good thing I did. I found out that when food storage specialists tell you not to store water in milk jugs, it turns out they were right. It just so happens that milk jugs,filled with water, when laid on their side are the perfect step ladder to reach the marshmallows. That wouldn't have happened if I stored water in a Sprite bottle.

Heart Attack????



What a weird pain. I woke up in the morning with slight chest pains.
Crap.
My dad had a double by-pass at age forty-something. Am I showing initial signs???
I took it easy in the morning, then went shopping in the afternoon with Michelle (who was heading to New York in the morning and doing some last minute shopping). I took an asprin before we left knowing if it was a "Heart thing" the asprin would do some magic. Nope. Actually, the pain got 10000000000000 times worse. Michelle made me call the doctor and make an appointment before we even left the store. To make a long painful story short, I was diagnosed with "costochondritis" which meant I somehow ripped the cartlidge in my chest. It hurt. I was immobile for a day and a half, and couldn't sleep for 3-4 nights.
I'll take another c-section thank you very much!

Curse you


Curse you for coming when my husband was out of town.
Curse you for robbing me of my "Back on Track" high.
Curse you for making me miss my Monday in AJ's classroom and making me feel like an undependable flake.
Curse you for turning a sweet spread of home baked goodness into passive regret.
Curse you for the hostile takeover of my brain at night (I can spell wienerschnitzel!)
Curse you for sucking my children into your bitter distaste for euphoria.
Curse you for the 4+ boxes of tissue that now lie crumpled and contaminated in the depths of the trash bins. (Though, Thank Heavens for Kleenex Lotion Tissue, it really does "feel good to feel")
Curse you for numbing my desire to read my stack of highly recommended books.
Curse you for the vomit strewn across the kitchen tile. (but Thank Heavens for sending BJ home in time to be the one to clean it up...and for it being on tile)
Curse you from taking my Book Club night away from me (one that I could actually go to! guess i'll blog that review).
Curse you for the black magic you do on my body at night...you demonic beast.
Curse you for the tears, the coughing, the dirty sheets and doorknobs, and for the looming shadow that is slowly devouring the neighborhood.
Curse you for your aggressive attack on my precious family (but Thank Heavens for sparing BJ...for now!)
Curse you for my outpouring of pessimism.
And a strong resounding Curse headed your way for the overwhelming desire to "Call in sick" from my precious job of motherhood.

Sickness,
LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!

New do?

Ok. So I hope Aimee doesn't feel bad, but she made me realize that my hair is awkward. She is currently asking opinions on her hair style and mentioned her hair is at the "awkward in-between" stage. I cut my hair about 2 weeks ago...to the dreaded length. I was just trying to even it out, and haven't really been satisfied, but haven't really had time to dwell on the subject. So, now, after reading Aimee's blog, I decided that along with my lack of style, I am throwing hair into the "Lacking" lump. I am throwing in the towel. I am going to the mattresses. I am ready to have some words with my hair. But I need help. Serious help. Here are some of my factors:

-BJ likes it long (but understands the need for short and change)
-I don't make time to style it, so I like it ponytail able
-I have short fuzzy hair on my temples (is it possible for people to have "Preceding" hairlines??? Is my hair going to keep growing closer to my eyebrows so it looks like my eyebrows blend into my temples???)
-Round...ok, F@T face.
-My hair HAS to be straightened. It is too nappy to just leave. (thus the ponytails)
-I found 7 gray hairs in one spot the other day. I just have to get that off my chest. (eew, that sounds gross!)
- I can't color because years ago my dad proclaimed his favorite color to be the color of my hair when the sun shines on it. I can't betray my dad.

Here are some different looks I've had....
"The Bob"
"Semi-Long layered" turned in
"Long layer" turned out

Long (not my longest, but still...)
I have been growing it long then hacking it and donating it. About 70" of hair have been donated to Locks of Love over time. I love doing it, but it comes with a cost.

I am ready to do something cute. If you have an opinion, please post. If not, watch for a post of my layered bob when I hack it off again!

Solo Shoe



Today was a busy day. I got up at 6:30 (thanks BJ for waking me up...) took a long shower, got ready, the kids got up at 7:30 while I made bacon & egg biscuits and juice for breakfast After breakfast I got the kids ready GRABBED CARSON"S BLACK CROCS then we headed out the door around 9:00. First Stop ___ to pick up ___ for BJ's birthday (the 30th). They didn't have it so I went to ___. Ended up spending $xx.00 but they didn't have the ____ I was looking for. Next stop ___, guess what, not there either. Last stop___ FINALLY...oh, wait. Nope. So, we stopped at Carls Jr for Lunch, ate it in the car on our way home to pick up Braden and Bridger for kindergarten carpool. We dropped the kids off at school and intended to shop some more, but I decided to let carson take his nap. So we went home and I raked some of the grass (which is having some serious issues....), planted some flowers, as well as some vegetables, altered the drip system, and fertilized. (while Ashlyn watched Atlantis and Carson slept) I had to wake up carson to go get AJ (3 hour nap! way to go buba!) I Picked up the kids, dropped the neighbors off and headed out to check three more stores to find the ___ and then Lowes to get another drip part. The three more ended up being one! The first store had it!!! Yeah!!! (Wipe the brow!)

So we headed to the last stop of the day- Lowes. I parked the car, got carson out, then-This may seem odd, but after all this, (hand motioning to above chaos) I just realized that Carson wasn't wearing shoes. I don't think I put them on him all day. He has been my little hip rider all day and I didn't notice... then I thought....did I put them on??? YES! I did! Before I
started panicking about loosing the shoes Lisa gave Carson and the only shoes Carson can put on himself, and the shoes that don't pick up mud in the soles, and the shoes that you can hose off and they are dry in 3 minutes, and the shoes that you can buy little bobbley things for...I took a deep breath, looked through the entire car, looked around the outside of the car, looked inside some more...it was gone. Gone. See my sad face, wipe away the tear, gone. I wondered if they sold crocs in singles. Maybe I could get one on ebay. If I backtracked.... ok, it's just a shoe. We went in to Lowes, got the part, were back to the car in 11 minutes. When I got to the car, there was a little, size 8, black croc, stuffed under my driver door handle.

So this post may seem like a rant about my chaotic day, but it is really a tribute to all those who take time to pay it forward. Kudos to you. xoxoxo